do not disturb

SNORLAX

sleeping on gains.

the giant sleepy unit blocking the path to your next 100x. it doesn't move for less than a 10x. you can't go around it. you wait. you hold. you nap with it.

Wake it up read the wake conditions

CA: …zzz… loading…

why it sleeps

three reasons the unit refuses to move

Blocks the Path

Stands directly between you and the next leg up. Can't squeeze past. Can't dig under. You hold until it rolls over.

10x or Nothing

Won't even crack an eyelid for a 2x. Save the small candles. It only stirs for life-changing green.

Maximum Comfy

No roadmap, no stress, no meetings. Just a fat sleepy bag of diamond-handed dreams. Vibes at 0 bpm.

wake conditions

it only stirs for a real catalyst. everything else is just a soft pillow.

✓

A clean 10xthe only number it respects. anything smaller, it rolls back over.

✓

A fat green candlethick enough to feel through the blanket. it peeks. it considers. it grins.

✓

The Poké Flutethe legendary alarm. only the right song lifts a unit this heavy.

Your FUDdoesn't even register. it's snoring louder than your tweet.

A 5% dipthat's not a dip, that's a sleep-position adjustment.

Your paper handsit won't notice you leave. it'll notice you cry later.

currently: status — asleep. comfy levels critical. 💤

how to buy (then nap)

four soft steps, no rushing

1. wake your wallet

Grab Phantom, drop in some SOL. Stretch. Yawn. You're already doing great.

2. tap "Wake it up"

Hit the buy button to open the contract on pump.fun. No need to hurry.

3. swap & confirm

Trade SOL → $SNORLAX. Confirm in your wallet whenever you feel like it.

4. hold & rest

Now you wait for a wake condition. Close the chart. Take the nap. Let the unit cook in its sleep.